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Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by illenram06 / 07/11/2011 at 11:37am / Philippines (Roxas) / Love
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
by Mothering / 07/11/2011 at 5:25am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work
by K3you / 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too… Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found… Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'.…