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  • Number of visits : 5313
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Zoh_Aubrey : Les Twins
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Zoh_Aubrey's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58032) - you deserved it (4463)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

#18966700
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (3864)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38723) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (3898)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (4898)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (4030)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43206) - you deserved it (3542)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24272) - you deserved it (2924)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39126) - you deserved it (2843)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (8523)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

#18822842
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33938) - you deserved it (6988)

On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35197) - you deserved it (14301)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32395) - you deserved it (56380)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States



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