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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5248
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Zoh_Aubrey's favorite FMLs

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50117) - you deserved it (8289)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46271) - you deserved it (376956)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

#4051
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19553) - you deserved it (63262)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25559) - you deserved it (2716)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51868) - you deserved it (4454)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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