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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoelovesyouloljk : Hi. I'm awkward and I don't know what to say.

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Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42266) - you deserved it (28744)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32363) - you deserved it (9874)

On 01/30/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by effingdoucher (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML

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49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12431) - you deserved it (31614)

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