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Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

#20686053
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I agree, your life sucks (50006) - you deserved it (4415)

On 05/25/2013 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48133) - you deserved it (4408)

On 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son spotted a bumper sticker that said, "Get any closer and I'll fart." He thought this was so hilarious that he had to repeat it to everyone he met. Including my doctor, my grandma, and my boss at "bring your kid to work day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36445) - you deserved it (4803)

On 05/23/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Mary (woman) - United States



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