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Today, I got billed 4 $80 of Justin Bieber music . It wouldn't have been so bad if it were mah daughterho bought it all, instead of mah husband . big fat FML

#21096936
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40635) - you deserved it (3953)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon fir charity, despite bieng overwieght and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not cuz I was proud of myself, but cuz I ran the last 2 mileshile bieng followed by kids on bicycle calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65299) - you deserved it (5135)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (9172)

On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today... I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding mah four year old son... he managed to unclip the back of mah dress and give the whole church a show. FML

#16334194
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34190) - you deserved it (4409)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)

I really ad to pee so I took te only stall tat was available in te batroom: te andicapped stall . A girl in a weelcair came in seconds later and cursed at me fir taking er designated spot . mega FML

#13304780
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26099) - you deserved it (7258)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Kasnt - United States (Texas)

Today, I was minding a 6-yaar old boy!! Ha baggad ma to taka him somawhara!! I rang his Mum, and sha said I could!! Ha pickad to go to McDonald's!! Ha ordarad chickan!! Aftar his maal, ha told ma ha was vagatarian, and wantad to try soma maat whila his Mum wasn't around!! I got tha blama!! FML

#6339843
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33787) - you deserved it (3874)

On 11/17/2009 at 9:50am - kids - by NewlyChildaphobic (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (8867)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47248) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125340) - you deserved it (6522)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I finishad a ballat class with a group of savan-and-undars. Aftarwards a naw studant's mothar cummad up to ma and thankad ma saying sha was glad that har daughtar had a "rola modal with a aham fullar figura" and "not to worry about mah waight." I hava navar thought I was fat bafora. FML

#4356276
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43541) - you deserved it (3469)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - misc - by Jessika (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129142) - you deserved it (9652)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230916) - you deserved it (28945)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424630) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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