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ZoeAlice
  • Town/Country : NJ, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 169
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

#8120945 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (7590) - you deserved it (19483)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by NC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (5341)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

#5131831 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (17473) - you deserved it (4462)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

#5000239 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (36129) - you deserved it (5019)

On 09/02/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by littlemissignored (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

#1221621 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (20225) - you deserved it (27057)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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