About ZodiacalComa7 : I like to wonder why the world is so sad when it doesn't have to be. Reading FML gives me some insight.
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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2013 at 7:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by rokkstarrrVRV / 12/28/2013 at 3:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by opinionsarestill / 12/20/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Iloverainbows10 / 12/18/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 12:02am / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by um...no? i don't think so anyway / 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by take a fucking seat, gran / 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/07/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, and I went inside to grab a drink and cool down. When I came back out, both car and boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML
by marcranger / 12/05/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
by Briscuit / 12/04/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…