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Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43094) - you deserved it (13823)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I were watching TV. An info-mercial came on for a diamond cross necklace that had the lord's prayer engraved inside of it. As the commercial ended I said, "who in their right mind would actually buy that?" Turns out, my husband would, for our anniversary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44270) - you deserved it (21731)

On 04/04/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by ALLALA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (86137)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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