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About ZoZo17 : I love my friends. And I love my family. My BFF has an FML. and I've yet to find her anywhere...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Yesterday , my custom printed Cristmas cards tat I reviewed twice before ordering , cummed in te mail. Tis year I will be wising everyone a "wondeful" oliday season. I'm an elementary scool teacer. mega FML
Today it was mah birthday. My parent got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes I don't play cards and I don't smoke. FML
Today mah boyfriend emaild me this morning to let me know that he had forwardd the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates an friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also includd. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, Parents Askd Me If I Had A Nice Time With Grlfriend At The Amusement Park I Took Her To Yesterday!! She Was Pretty Freakd Out By Some Of The Rides So Without Thinking I Said, ( Yeah, But She Sure Is A Screamer!! ) My Parents Then Exchange A Look And Say, ( Oh Trust Us, We Know!! ) FML
Today, somaona looool rackonad that I would navar ba in a ralationship. So I mada up thishola story about soma mada up guy namad 'Nick' and postad stuff on mah Facabook and Myspaca that I'm dating him. Now all mah friands want to maat him. maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015