About ZoZo17 : I love my friends. And I love my family. My BFF has an FML. and I've yet to find her anywhere...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by ouchieouch (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns -
Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by theatreluver (woman) - United States
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)
Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherf*cking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -
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