About ZoZo17 : I love my friends. And I love my family. My BFF has an FML. and I've yet to find her anywhere...
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Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore
Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML
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Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 5:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -
Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 8:43am - misc - by catsofly7 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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