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  • Number of visits : 5727
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ZoZo17 : I love my friends. And I love my family. My BFF has an FML. and I've yet to find her anywhere...

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Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25326) - you deserved it (2277)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

#2670
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17906) - you deserved it (5688)

On 01/26/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by dangyo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

#2451
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19368) - you deserved it (1796)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by lizard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24312) - you deserved it (2113)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19502) - you deserved it (3497)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (7957)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (8530)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14925) - you deserved it (7969)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

#717
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18449) - you deserved it (2209)

On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14318) - you deserved it (15872)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7572) - you deserved it (28020)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (6138)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

#590
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19846) - you deserved it (9092)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (5513)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24689) - you deserved it (12706)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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