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ZoZo17
  • Town/Country : Nebraska, North America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3064
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ZoZo17 : I love my friends. And I love my family. My BFF has an FML. and I've yet to find her anywhere...

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Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27892) - you deserved it (7369)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (9291)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

#15899858
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20075) - you deserved it (9177)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43511) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

#15825152
36 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
384 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
158 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

#15786077
57 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
226 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

#15766373
130 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

#15710097
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12399) - you deserved it (40577)

On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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