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Zirafina

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5497
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Zirafina's page activity

Visits<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 6:07pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 4:49pm<b>alexjoseph5575</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:12am<b>emigrace97</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:26pm<b>jet223</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:23pm<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 6:01pm<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:34pm<b>sambo2323</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:40am<b>arano</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:39am<b>XxeftxX</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 12:38pm<b>nnnntr</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:30pm<b>poplopontop</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 6:44pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 02/28/2013 at 9:59pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:03pm<b>pinz26</b> - the 07/02/2011 at 2:39pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:49am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 12/10/2009 at 4:44pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/13/2009 at 4:38pm

Fucked!<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 12:07am

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Zirafina's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

by TLT / 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

by Hairball / 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

by NoFriends / 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

by LJ / 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (Florida) / Animals