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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3301
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................






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Zimmington's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

#19868224
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42633) - you deserved it (2476)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

#19867387
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20869) - you deserved it (5956)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

#19861588
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (1793)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6200) - you deserved it (80270)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

#19861298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8913) - you deserved it (26090) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34105) - you deserved it (6159)

On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

#19858220
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (1727) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

#19850668
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23226) - you deserved it (11080)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML

#19850221
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23788) - you deserved it (3089)

On 06/26/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by EdgardoP - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24493) - you deserved it (5283)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6448) - you deserved it (46304)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

#19848525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25529) - you deserved it (2599)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

#19842330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25331) - you deserved it (3263)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7289) - you deserved it (22607)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML

#19817734
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25111) - you deserved it (3119)

On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)



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