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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4227
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................

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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML


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