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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3727
  • Number of comments : 538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................






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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29345) - you deserved it (2596)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version



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