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About Zimmington : Booooo! I'm a ghost. Booooo!.....................................
This is the part where you run.
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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
Monday 1 September 2014