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About Ziggy_Stardust_ : is it just me or are all the hot guys gay?!?!?! I mean really....
anyway live long and prosper (which pretty much means I am a Trekkie and try not to die)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML
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On 03/13/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by evanescence (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over randomly, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I’ve learnt that the girl I love thinks I’m gay. To be honest, I’m having doubts too. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version
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