Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Zhombie

Search for a member

Zhombie

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1844
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Zhombie's page activity

Visits<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:00pm<b>kevinivek</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:52pm<b>dbpdp</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 1:25am<b>thedarkmagician</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:07am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 12:58pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 10:51am<b>born_hustla</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 8:45am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 4:21pm<b>Emma1562</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 10:49pm<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:28pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 6:34pm<b>Oihana</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 11:00am<b>sweetestname</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 8:15pm<b>ThatOneLoudGuy</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:50am<b>Gemma_Mansonite</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 4:41pm<b>jarobjent</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 11:11pm<b>Lillias</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 10:15am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/24/2013 at 10:53pm

Fucked!<b>Emma1562</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:27am

Zhombie's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Zhombie's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (48106)

On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58922) - you deserved it (8702)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (50299)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15459) - you deserved it (28965)

On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57426) - you deserved it (14897)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46598) - you deserved it (22236)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86997) - you deserved it (16964)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18581) - you deserved it (73202)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315259) - you deserved it (31364)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72869) - you deserved it (19879)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94329) - you deserved it (42743)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: