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Zhombie

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1957
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fucked!<b>Emma1562</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:27am

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Zhombie's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

by JoLaFritte / 11/07/2008 at 5:10am / Work

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

by Sam / 10/30/2008 at 10:51am / Canada (Quebec) / Work

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

by etsl / 10/26/2008 at 8:07am / Love

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

by enjoy / 10/13/2008 at 4:30am / Money

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:28am / Love

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

by Cyberdeeder / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / Work

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love