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Today, the guy I've been seeing bought me a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for me. Later, we started having sex for the first time. All was going well until he ran to the bathroom mid-sex and I had to listen to him with explosive diarrhea. The worst part is, he wanted to keep going after. FML
by westie732 / 09/09/2015 at 10:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2015 at 10:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 1:38am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 12:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 9:26am / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
by donuts678 / 08/16/2015 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
by jjjjjohn cena / 08/12/2015 at 9:44pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
by Why Me / 08/12/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by ssjfml / 08/11/2015 at 10:56am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous