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by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by all arsed out / 03/06/2016 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Health
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
by gayvsgay / 03/06/2016 at 10:31am / Germany (Saarland) / Intimacy
by sericane / 03/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
by wellthisisbad / 02/29/2016 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by blarghhhh / 02/28/2016 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by notonthepavement / 02/15/2016 at 6:04am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Health
by peachykeen / 02/14/2016 at 8:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by woahlaura / 02/14/2016 at 11:26am / United States (Texas) / Love
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…