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by wellthisisbad / 02/29/2016 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by blarghhhh / 02/28/2016 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by notonthepavement / 02/15/2016 at 6:04am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Health
by peachykeen / 02/14/2016 at 8:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by woahlaura / 02/14/2016 at 11:26am / United States (Texas) / Love
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
by anon / 02/01/2016 at 11:37am / United States / Love
by notsoproudfather / 02/01/2016 at 10:54am / India (Maharashtra) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, I was at a group event and my crush was there. I had a raging boner and she could tell, she… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five…