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by Anonymous / 03/24/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/23/2016 at 10:36am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, a man kept talking and laughing like an idiot all through the movie I was watching. I thought he was high, so I called him a moron and told him to shut the hell up. It turned out he wasn't high. He was just "special". FML
by soembarassed / 03/18/2016 at 2:26pm / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by ANON / 03/18/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
by NotASquirrel / 03/12/2016 at 12:29am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by no paedo / 03/11/2016 at 3:35pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by all arsed out / 03/06/2016 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Health
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
by gayvsgay / 03/06/2016 at 10:31am / Germany (Saarland) / Intimacy
by sericane / 03/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Work