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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 12:46am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 10:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by joanikens / 03/26/2016 at 3:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/24/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/23/2016 at 10:36am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, a man kept talking and laughing like an idiot all through the movie I was watching. I thought he was high, so I called him a moron and told him to shut the hell up. It turned out he wasn't high. He was just "special". FML
by soembarassed / 03/18/2016 at 2:26pm / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by ANON / 03/18/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
by NotASquirrel / 03/12/2016 at 12:29am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by no paedo / 03/11/2016 at 3:35pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love
by all arsed out / 03/06/2016 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Health
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, after waiting weeks to hear back from his insurance agency, I got a call telling me that the… Today, I got a little cut on my hand. I went to the bathroom and washed it, then checked the first… Today, while messaging this guy I like on Facebook, I learned that you can set an emoji as the name…