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by merchgirl / 11/14/2016 at 5:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML
by daughter in law / 11/08/2016 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My doctor told us we shouldn't have sex during the first trimester, "just to be safe". He has no evidence to back this, but now my husband is too scared to touch me. FML
by 2.5-long-months / 07/28/2016 at 9:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by goldendarkness / 07/08/2016 at 9:34pm / Miscellaneous
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Naulwenn / 06/23/2016 at 12:25am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2016 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by poorbeauty / 06/10/2016 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
by Rari / 06/09/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML
by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Imagino1234 / 06/02/2016 at 12:32pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Lazyuser2849 / 06/01/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Love