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  • Number of visits : 10633
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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Zestus's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41154) - you deserved it (5989)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44442) - you deserved it (24320)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44442) - you deserved it (24320)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11753) - you deserved it (25670)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42586) - you deserved it (4138)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22496) - you deserved it (21511)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35133) - you deserved it (1885)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17945) - you deserved it (131584)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (7591)

On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
105 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87249) - you deserved it (39810)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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