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About Zestus : Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Friday 27 February 2015