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About ZeroxWinter : I'm a high school student. I enjoy playing video games, and, more relevantly, I enjoy reading FMLs. Shoot a message my way if you have any questions/comments/concerns. Please have packaging and serial number available.
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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015