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About Zero_TAlent_ : I've been playing guitar for a few years, I play pretty well, my band Furnace Hollow is working on some songs and hopefully we'll put some on YouTube in the near future! We have several local gigs lined up for coming months. Feel free to come if you're local. (You'd know if you were, haha).
I enjoy reflecting deeply on life, understanding the things this world has to understand. And long romantic walks to the fridge. X)
I usually ruin very deep and sensitive moments with satire and puns. I've been writing songs for only a few months because, you know, no one else in the band wants to do it. I have trouble saying no, even when I do, I tend to say it the wrong way. Oh well...
Stay Classy Dear Friends!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
Friday 19 December 2014