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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (17 years)
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About Zero_TAlent_ : kik: Zero_TAlent_ (don't forget the second underscore!)
I've been playing guitar for a few years, I play pretty well, I'm in several bands one is exparimental, another is Funk-Rock, and Furnace Hollow is mostly instrumental blues.

I enjoy reflecting deeply on life, understanding the things this world has to understand. And long romantic walks to the fridge. X)
I usually ruin very deep and sensitive moments with satire and puns. I've been writing songs for only a few months because, you know, no one else in the band wants to do it. I have trouble saying no, even when I do, I tend to say it the wrong way. Oh well...

Life is beautiful, but we never truly realize it until it is gone. We'll miss you G.S.M.

Stay Classy Dear Friends!

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