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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zero_TAlent_ : I've been playing guitar for a few years, I play pretty well, my band Furnace Hollow is working on some songs and hopefully we'll put some on YouTube in the near future! We have several local gigs lined up for coming months. Feel free to come if you're local. (You'd know if you were, haha).

I enjoy reflecting deeply on life, understanding the things this world has to understand. And long romantic walks to the fridge. X)
I usually ruin very deep and sensitive moments with satire and puns. I've been writing songs for only a few months because, you know, no one else in the band wants to do it. I have trouble saying no, even when I do, I tend to say it the wrong way. Oh well...

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