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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

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On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML

#19674357
78 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by Notasinner (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML

#19671365
72 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML

#19522218
110 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

#19493868
106 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
257 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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95 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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96 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 10:00am - health - by halfasleep (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

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205 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
137 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
142 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

#19099040
72 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)



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