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ZeroGK
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 April 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44531) - you deserved it (4696)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (6804)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)



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