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Zerizle

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  • Number of visits : 4190
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today... I tried to overcome mah shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song mah iPod was playing. FML

#21359655
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5) - you deserved it (5770)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML

#21356827
75 comments

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On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty . looool The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding . FML

#21353566
136 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my bed fell troug my floor. Wit me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, in an effort to avoid mah school's strict no-gum policy as mah teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowd it. By the time the teacher reachd me, the gum was on mah desk, as well as mah breakfast, thank to mah overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (14037)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom.

#21338508
35 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by moonchic - United States (New York)

Today I accidentally spilld a big glass of water on te table were I ad some papers ma cellpone and a box of donuts. Wit ligtning reflexes ma sister eroically jumpd forward and savd te donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

YESTERDAY FATHER SEEMS TO BE HAVING AN AFFAIR. A USD CONDOM WAS CARELESSLY LEFT ON HIS NIGHTSTAND AND MOTHER FOUND IT. SHE REFUSES TO BELIEVE THAT BOYFRIEND AND I ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE. AS PUNISHMENT I AM "NO LONGER ALLOWD TO SEE HIM." WE'RE BOTH 22 AND LIVE TOGETHER IN OUR OWN APARTMENT. FML

#21331631
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37166) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today... I Went Into Labor An Got Mah Husband Drive Me To The Hospital. Instead Of Staying By Mah Side... He Rushed Back Home For A World Of Warcraft Raid. His Excuse? His Friends Were Counting On Him An They'd Be Pissed If He Let Them Down. FML

#21330209
246 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got in trouble fir going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble fir not going to workhile sick. FML

#21322171
46 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

Today I found out I was the top ranking sales person 4 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML

#21321989
71 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 9:24am - work - by Bahhumbug (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, I took a lata-night showar!! Whan I got out aftarwards, tha bathroom door was ajar, and I could hava sworn I haard tha faint pattar of footstaps in tha kitchan!! "It's probably tha cat," I told mysalf!! Than I want upstairs and saw my cat aslaap on my bad!! raal FML

#21320813
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (2410)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, My Mom Textd Me An Askd Wat I Was Up To. In Response, I Jokd, "Dancing On The Dining Room Table, Waving Dad's Calvin Klein's In The Air, An Shooting Bullets Into Her Bedroom Floor." Not Only Did The Cops Show Up, But Now I'm Groundd 4 Two Weeks 4 Being, "deceptively Believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31736) - you deserved it (5370)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States



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