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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Zephyric : Don't ask. I have the tendency to be really random, so what good will this do you?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (9219)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41353) - you deserved it (2213)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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