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Zephram
  • Town/Country : Huntsville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Zephram : Comic books, video games, more comic books, and..oh yeah, more video games.

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Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

#2161329 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (24975) - you deserved it (5666)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

#1153629 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (61472) - you deserved it (3170)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (708)

I agree, your life sucks (349218) - you deserved it (23633)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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