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Zepherros

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Zepherros

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Zepherros : Hey! You dont need to know anything about me xD

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Zepherros's favorite FMLs

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

#21091327
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40373) - you deserved it (6120)

On 03/19/2014 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (65534)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

#20119129
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9828) - you deserved it (59833)

On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21988) - you deserved it (6219)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13262) - you deserved it (47348)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

#6792235
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12476) - you deserved it (47714)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

#6283221
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41677) - you deserved it (2561)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by ournhd (man) - United States (California)



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