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Zelthie
  • Town/Country : Portland, OR, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4179
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zelthie : I'm 16, a junior in high school, wanting to be an author and maybe something to do with psychology when I get older, have a unique personality, and love my friends. What else do you need to know? :]

"You are born an original. Don't Die a copy."~Unknown

"You're unique, just like everyone else."~Don't remember

"I can resist everything except temptation."~Oscar Wilde

"I like cheese, and I like cake, but I only sort of like cheese cake." ~ Me

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Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42205) - you deserved it (1713)

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