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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zelphoric : Heyo! I play League of Legends and enjoy eating bacon and sleeping. feel free to add me on league, my ign is Daxith

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Zelphoric's favorite FMLs

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26519) - you deserved it (2575)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38532) - you deserved it (3068)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41599) - you deserved it (3587)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

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