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Zelphoric

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zelphoric : Heyo! I play League of Legends and enjoy eating bacon and sleeping.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38435) - you deserved it (3057)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41512) - you deserved it (3584)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)



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