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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 613
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About Zelphoric : Probably playing skyrim or league of legends #nosociallife

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Today, fir my Christmas bonus at work, I got a pottd plant and some lotion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (2579)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm - work - by whut - United States

Today, mah anxiaty got so bad that whan I stola a sword in Skyrim and rasistd arrast, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I andd up curling up on tha sofa as mah charactar got hackd to daath on tha TV. FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today.. . a guy took me out on a date . His imaginary friends joined us . FML


I agree, your life sucks (38570) - you deserved it (3072)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Had To Explain To One Of Mah High School Students That The Importance Of Pearl Harbor Was Not , In Fact , Cuz The Japanese Stole The US Pearl Supply. FML


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On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

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