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About Zelphoric : Heyo! I play League of Legends and enjoy eating bacon and sleeping.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014