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Zelphoric

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 454
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zelphoric : Heyo! I play League of Legends and enjoy eating bacon and sleeping. feel free to add me on league, my ign is Daxith

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Zelphoric's favorite FMLs

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (7498)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

#21244154
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38461) - you deserved it (3062)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

#21020544
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41543) - you deserved it (3585)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)



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