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  • Number of visits : 989
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37871) - you deserved it (2542)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32578) - you deserved it (8059) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35590) - you deserved it (3767)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML


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On 01/13/2011 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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