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  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zarp : I'm Zarp!

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Zarp's favorite FMLs

Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML

#20469543
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I agree, your life sucks (25591) - you deserved it (6652)

On 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43570) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)



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