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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zarp : I'm Zarp!

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Visits<b>Zest</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 3:37am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 2:41pm<b>myelias25</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:00am<b>goodhubby</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:32pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 3:50pm<b>CRAZYCOW777</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 9:31am<b>ArsalanBTRfan</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 11:39am<b>BigggChief</b> - the 03/02/2013 at 3:51am<b>LookAtMyGoat</b> - the 02/23/2013 at 12:50pm<b>BerryLime</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 8:07pm<b>martyn004</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 4:35pm<b>DefiningDivine</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 2:08pm<b>iibenj</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 5:14am<b>chrstygrl06</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 5:07am<b>xdissizit</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 3:22am

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Zarp's favorite FMLs

Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML

by Anonymous / 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

by awkward. / 12/29/2012 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

by all by myself / 12/25/2012 at 12:00am / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

by Rhyno / 05/05/2009 at 11:37am / United States (New York) / Animals

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