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ZaroraQuinsey

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ZaroraQuinsey

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2229
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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ZaroraQuinsey's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38090) - you deserved it (5020)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54464) - you deserved it (10825)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

#13678660
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11206) - you deserved it (40361)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

#13525435
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30780) - you deserved it (8429)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:41pm - love - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

#13297808
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12221) - you deserved it (35254)

On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

#12334869
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32685) - you deserved it (4357)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

#10705425
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38092) - you deserved it (7252)

On 05/23/2010 at 1:47am - love - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12260) - you deserved it (40130)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54416) - you deserved it (7149)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40458) - you deserved it (9988)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (7462)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23205) - you deserved it (1895)

On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

#8742158
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29188) - you deserved it (9225)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

#8578589
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21037) - you deserved it (10270)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by itsawonderfulife (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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