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ZaroraQuinsey

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ZaroraQuinsey

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2218
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (8748)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (2244)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16800) - you deserved it (44572)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

#18940800
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36563) - you deserved it (3027)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

#18772081
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (3571)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70910) - you deserved it (3484)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38129) - you deserved it (12453)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39637) - you deserved it (3272)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13100) - you deserved it (22993)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32171) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15745) - you deserved it (38525)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

#18044190
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26435) - you deserved it (6542)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:34am - misc - by tom0441 - Reserved

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35761) - you deserved it (8700)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32425) - you deserved it (13347)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27907) - you deserved it (6878)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)



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