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ZaroraQuinsey

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34172) - you deserved it (11463)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (2717)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13584) - you deserved it (34731)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

#18044190
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22889) - you deserved it (6005)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:34am - misc - by tom0441 - Reserved

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31774) - you deserved it (8191)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28764) - you deserved it (12055)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (6412)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML

#17600344
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (2524)

On 08/28/2011 at 12:06am - love - by bubbashrek - United States

Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML

#17555220
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27310) - you deserved it (9545)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

#17447150
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23324) - you deserved it (27059)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

#17415513
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (3758)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40630) - you deserved it (3257)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17442) - you deserved it (61232)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

#16632330
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39035) - you deserved it (2801)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)



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