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Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML
Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML
Today I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours my brother punched me and my mom slapped me acros the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my thing to leave my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML
TODAY , AT A RESTAURANT , I HAPPILY WATCHED AS MY BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND PROPOSED TO ME. BEFORE I COULD SAY YES AND HUG HIM , A GIRL FLUNG HERSELF AT HIM , KISSED HIM AND SHOUTED , "YES!" WITH US STILL HIGHLY CONFUSED , SHE THEN RAN AWAY. FML
today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, My Friend Was Complaining To Me About Er Problems !! I Tried To Be A Good, Understanding Friend, Listening And Giving Advice !! Wen It Was My Turn To Vent, Se Interrupted Me, Saying, "Sorry, But I Don't Really Care." FML
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, looool and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss!! It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us 4 ( unnecessary public display of affection!! ) FML
Today, I took a crowded train ome . I was olding on to te rail wen an old man started rubbing is crotc across ma and . I moved ma and but e moved too and kept doing it . Wen I moved ma and iger, e started licking it . I ad to wait ten minutes 4 te next stop . FML
Friday 27 March 2015