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Zarippa's favorite FMLs

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

#21404461
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22499) - you deserved it (1714)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24119) - you deserved it (3800)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24710) - you deserved it (2258)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

#21403387
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25106) - you deserved it (1801)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:54pm - misc - by Eternal Servitude - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24477) - you deserved it (2320)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (2991)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML

#21403035
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17293) - you deserved it (19844)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm - work - by RavingLunatic (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25006) - you deserved it (2467)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37241) - you deserved it (2758)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29416) - you deserved it (3529)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (3203)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

#21396780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27818) - you deserved it (1852)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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