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About Zaqy : All time favorite band is Alesana. I play Touhou and watch way too much anime. Message me if you'd like but no guarantee i'll respond in a timely manner.

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)



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