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Zapagap
  • Town/Country : Edison, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zapagap : I listen to a lot of music.

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24895) - you deserved it (2038)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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