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About Zanethepain : I am pretty funny and a thrillseeker.I take things to new hieghts,but I can get wierd sometimes.My main email is bluedragon470@hotmail.com(childish I know but dont blame I created it when I was 8!) in case you cant reach me on this account.I post fml's usually daily and I can relate to personal stuff. I hope u read this all!

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Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it. So, no different to the last 10 years then. FML

#19556689
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19407) - you deserved it (2392)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:14am - love - by monkeywrench (woman) - United States

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25243) - you deserved it (3700)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

#19555079
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18828) - you deserved it (3710)

On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (54751)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

#19552935
175 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

#19551468
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (2050)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

#19549907
114 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (8715)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6377) - you deserved it (27769)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

#19545026
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (2911)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (1793)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21864) - you deserved it (8266)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

#19535825
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18232) - you deserved it (3807)

On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

#19533768
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20134) - you deserved it (2192)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm - health - by bucktooth - United Kingdom

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (1744)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)



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