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Zambaku

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2142
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>chocomilkshake</b> - the 12/17/2011 at 11:33am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:13pm<b>AKSpray</b> - the 08/09/2011 at 10:36pm

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Zambaku's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love