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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1243
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

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26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31429) - you deserved it (5348)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (7567)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35023) - you deserved it (4843)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
134 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
730 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (354327) - you deserved it (17923)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
412 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (407293) - you deserved it (66850)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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