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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1616
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (2681)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27527) - you deserved it (9650)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53463) - you deserved it (3892)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

#17512711
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26134) - you deserved it (2608)

On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30081) - you deserved it (4180)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39072) - you deserved it (3001)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

#17498014
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30012) - you deserved it (2527)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24776) - you deserved it (11268)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (13372)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33318) - you deserved it (2878)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (2649)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (3729)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML

#17483067
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (2354)

On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from your acne." FML

#17482360
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (3587)

On 08/15/2011 at 5:38pm - health - by Username - United States



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