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Zaknapp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zaknapp : I'm awesome

Zaknapp's page activity

Visits<b>Yulia</b> - the 06/28/2009 at 4:05am<b>Michbella1</b> - the 06/24/2009 at 3:28pm

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Zaknapp's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous