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Zaknapp
  • Town/Country : Bethel, CT, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 277
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I wore the new bathing suit my boyfriend got me for my birthday to a family reunion pool party. Turns out, it was a gag gift that dissolves after 3 minutes in water. FML

#4550817 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (61533) - you deserved it (4793)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (716)

I agree, your life sucks (121993) - you deserved it (29422)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373022) - you deserved it (413102)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (9526) - you deserved it (47446)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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