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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1985 (28 years)
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Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22216) - you deserved it (77644)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53550) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (226533) - you deserved it (78680)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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